Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Holy Cow

Around here, we take matters of property line very seriously.

ELKLAND – Robert Wayne Virtue Jr., 57, Tioga, was charged with cruelty to
animals and criminal mischief in Elkland District Court for allegedly
shooting a cow on Oct. 6 after it wandered onto his property. The cow
survived.

You would think that a phone call of the 'hey, your cows are over here' variety would be enough. But sometimes, the only way to deal with girls like Bessie is to pop a cap in her.

1 comment:

Beware: Social Worker on the edge said...

LOL...begin the feuding! I enjoy the gunman's perspective that somehow the cow was aware of the property line and yet with complete disregard wandered in anyway.