Sunday, June 28, 2009

Sunday Silence

This is the view out my window today.
Its Sunday, the tea pot is steeping, and the sound of the rain mixes with XM Hipster or whatever I put on. Its acoustic, and save one unplugged version of 'Billie Jean' by Jason Mraz that I didn't hate, its a respite from the Michael Jackson speculation and tribute.

Himself is visiting his parents and aunt and is staying over so I have the house to myself. Just me, a cup of PG Tips, some quiet offbeat music, and the cat. I tried and failed to snazz up my cellphone by installing a CD that came with it when I bought it months ago. He'll figure it out when he comes home.
Its a peaceful day. Tomorrow work begins again; so far I know another journey to Ithaca is forthcoming, hopefully not in the Dodge Dakota 4 X 4 I've been driving for work that I only recently discovered has no registration sticker and anyway is only legal for two more days. Though after going forth in a vehicle with a bad power steering pump and another with a master cylinder that failed while I was driving downhill, mere matters of paperwork are, by comparison, quite inconsequential. Their attempts to kill me/strand me 300 miles from home seem to be de-escalating, so that's a good thing.

Madeline Peyroux was chopping in and out. I had to go investigate. Apparently sattelite radio cannot penetrate the density of an orange cat's furry behind if its parked on the receiver.

Ahem.
I was driving way up into the knobby shoulder of New York the other day, the customer insisted on a 10am appointment, which necessitated my leaving at 3:45am. I minded this less than you might imagine; I zipped through all the usual traffic pinches with ease and by 'rush hour' I was well away from any areas where sincere 'rushing' was happening. Somewhere near Ogdensburg, while I was daydreaming,listening to Quebecois radio, and imagining myself in a thoughtful (and subtitled) romantic comedy, the cars in front of me began slowing down. White trucks were parked on both sides and as they flashed by I saw two words in large green block letters.

BORDER PATROL

Christmas in Killarney, did I CROSS THE BORDER????? Oh God, no. All I have is a Pennsylvania driver's license, no birth certificate, no 'enhanced' license, and when the smiling young man appeared in my window I was LISTENING TO FRENCH RADIO. I mashed the button, hoping for 95-point-whatever, the Big Pig, classic rock for the AMERICAN military base down yonder, but all I got is MORE FRENCH. Crap. Just as I was about to apologize, beg for mercy, explain I'd been on the road since 3:45, and stand back while the drug dogs went over the van, he did that two fingered pointing gesture thing cops do and said, "You can go ahead. You have a nice day, ma'am."
Oh. Ah. What? Okay.
And, oh. I'm still in New York. Apparently even though it flattened out and filled up with Frenchies and the odd Amish buggy, I was still in New York. Okay. I guess the border has, like, bigger signs anyway.

Not much else has been going on. I've been travelling a lot, thinking a lot, and feeling very much like something new is coming. Mostly I've been feeling peaceful, which is good, because I asked for that.

So enjoy your own Sunday. Here's a little music for ya. I like to imagine the You Tube comments on this are less idiotic, but I don't speak the language so I can't verify this. I don't see anything that looks like it was written by a French troll, though.


7 comments:

Jocelyn said...

Gollee, you ARE mellow. Seriously, just reading the smooth vibe of you in this post kind of slowed my heartbeat. I want tea now.

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

After a somewhat hectic weekend filled with a snot-nosed, wailing (as you heard Sunday) kid, this post was very refreshing and I agree with Jocelyn. It slowed me down and now I need a nice cup of tea, a warm blanket, a rainy day and a good book.

But I probably won't get any of that.

Oh well. :-)

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Jocelyn--
That was the ideer. Just tried to be meditative, though I was so meditative I realized at 11pm I had three loads of laundry I neglected to fold. Oh well. At least I baked bread.

Lisa- You'll get it. Just a couple of years from now. :)

Shawn said...

I just realized the other day that my registration tag was almost a full year out of date. I literally can't believe I haven't been pulled over.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Shawn: You must not drive in the Glorious People's Republic of New York like I do. They live for that stuff.

JD at I Do Things said...

That's weird. I wonder what was going on at that checkpoint. I once missed the exit signs for Indiana and found myself in Michigan, but at least they don't speak French there.

rozydesouza said...

Very intresting to read..thanks for giving this kind of blogs....
___________________
rozy
Best place for your complete Internet marketing