To: The Gentleman on Route 17 just outside Corning
From: The Lady in the 1999 Dodge Caravan
I was driving behind you, idly staring at your trailer hitch. When you deaccelerated I decided to pass you. And when I did so, I looked to my right.
Please understand that I was not CHECKING YOU OUT. And since I was not checking you out, there was really no reason whatsoever for you to do that thing with your eyebrows and your tongue. You know, that thing that made Thelma and Louise steal a guy's hat and blow up his truck.
I was simply trying to ascertain just what sort of sac de douche would put those things on the bumper of his truck.
Now I know.
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I hate those things! Did you give him a nice one finger salute? I would have!
Nah, I just gunned it and passed him. And felt a little ill.
It is nice to know that you always have options!
You don't even want to know what the hitch cover looks like.
LOL...ick
I left a question for you over at my site in the newest post. Maybe you could shed some light?
As nasty as those things are, I wish I had come up with it first. I bet that guy is laying on a beach somewhere with a fruity drink.
I think the lady doth protest too much :)
Unbelievable. Sac de Deuche is too apt!
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