Thursday, May 15, 2008

Driving and Sighing

To: The Gentleman on Route 17 just outside Corning

From: The Lady in the 1999 Dodge Caravan

I was driving behind you, idly staring at your trailer hitch. When you deaccelerated I decided to pass you. And when I did so, I looked to my right.

Please understand that I was not CHECKING YOU OUT. And since I was not checking you out, there was really no reason whatsoever for you to do that thing with your eyebrows and your tongue. You know, that thing that made Thelma and Louise steal a guy's hat and blow up his truck.

I was simply trying to ascertain just what sort of sac de douche would put those things on the bumper of his truck.

Now I know.

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Tricia said...

I hate those things! Did you give him a nice one finger salute? I would have!

Shieldmaiden96 said...

Nah, I just gunned it and passed him. And felt a little ill.

Beware: Social Worker on the edge said...

It is nice to know that you always have options!

Shieldmaiden96 said...

You don't even want to know what the hitch cover looks like.

Beware: Social Worker on the edge said...


I left a question for you over at my site in the newest post. Maybe you could shed some light?

Alice said...

As nasty as those things are, I wish I had come up with it first. I bet that guy is laying on a beach somewhere with a fruity drink.

Mr. Fabulous said...

I think the lady doth protest too much :)

Windyridge said...

Unbelievable. Sac de Deuche is too apt!