To: The Gentleman on Route 17 just outside Corning
From: The Lady in the 1999 Dodge Caravan
I was driving behind you, idly staring at your trailer hitch. When you deaccelerated I decided to pass you. And when I did so, I looked to my right.
Please understand that I was not CHECKING YOU OUT. And since I was not checking you out, there was really no reason whatsoever for you to do that thing with your eyebrows and your tongue. You know, that thing that made Thelma and Louise steal a guy's hat and blow up his truck.
I was simply trying to ascertain just what sort of sac de douche would put those things on the bumper of his truck.
Now I know.
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