- Parking for Those Grappling with Certain Existential Realities
- Parking for the Damned (I maintain that this exists in certain airports. I'd just like to see who would willingly park there.)
- Parking for Scary Cat Ladies (Hey. You ever hauled three 26 pound buckets of Tidy Cat out of a cart?)
- Parking for Those Shopping for Dinner for People They Really Don't Want to Entertain
I got my coffee and was out and away in four minutes, having done no discernible injustice to any Wegman's-bound children or their parents. At the end of the day I called another client (80 miles in the other direction) to book an appointment and the first thing he said was "I'm sorry but I will have to have you come right at the beginning of the day if possible."