tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post746429913462468088..comments2023-05-24T10:37:44.013-04:00Comments on Dispatches from the Northern Outpost: Conversations I Hope You Never HaveShieldmaiden96http://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-71783371801303197992009-09-25T09:44:42.725-04:002009-09-25T09:44:42.725-04:00JD- I might as well have; some of it ended up on t...JD- I might as well have; some of it ended up on the floor anyway.<br />At the hospital they have those I & O pans that fit inside the toilet, I don't know why they don't use those.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-88672946056719141992009-09-25T09:38:30.403-04:002009-09-25T09:38:30.403-04:00Oh, my god. Why haven't I been coming here reg...Oh, my god. Why haven't I been coming here regularly? I'm dying here. Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.<br /><br />And believe me: trying to hold the full cup level is nearly impossible for a person of any size.<br /><br />I'm wondering if it wouldn't be easier if we just set the cup on the floor, squatted, and aimed.<br /><br />Good stuff.JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-49053014578319698212009-09-18T21:04:24.123-04:002009-09-18T21:04:24.123-04:00I once had tea drop on my car seat and I had to wa...I once had tea drop on my car seat and I had to walk from the street to my house and they were filming a movie next door to me and it looked like i had just let it all go. It was horriblebernthishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05905337047538489562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-55983878388322882112009-09-03T00:48:01.381-04:002009-09-03T00:48:01.381-04:00Okay, this is my favorite-ever post of yours...eve...Okay, this is my favorite-ever post of yours...even just what you read in that old GOOD HOUSEKEEPING cracked. me. up.Jocelynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03227519811818290510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-20845570346480469212009-08-23T19:52:42.829-04:002009-08-23T19:52:42.829-04:00it's difficult to be subtle when your nickname...it's difficult to be subtle when your nickname is 'Kong' and really, it's not YOUR nickname, but that of your tool. he / it wasn't TRYING to make me feel inadequate, but in the eternal game dudes play with "wishing we had just a bit more than what we were given," and having to shower after gym class... well, it was a natural consequence.rustypantshttp://www.rustypants.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-72227755225025173512009-08-23T14:54:06.804-04:002009-08-23T14:54:06.804-04:00Intriguing story. I laughed, I cried, I winced.
...Intriguing story. I laughed, I cried, I winced. <br /><br />But mostly I applaud you for writing, "...when you don’t have an ‘outy’ urethra" because I can honestly say that's the first time I've ever heard a woman say that.Jeff and Charli Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13868852480996815442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-18201966217893309622009-08-23T11:54:50.234-04:002009-08-23T11:54:50.234-04:00Lisa: In your case, all I can say is, at least HE ...Lisa: In your case, all I can say is, at least HE belongs to you. <br /><br />Suzy: I'm glad to know its not just me. <br /><br />Kathy: That probably would help, though when you go for the random you have to dance with what they bring ya. Maybe I'll try bringing one next time & see what they say.<br /><br />Rusty: I dunno, I think girls are still meaner. Just more subtle.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-21290938919075762522009-08-23T11:23:28.843-04:002009-08-23T11:23:28.843-04:00just one of many many reasons i'm glad to have...just one of many many reasons i'm glad to have an outy urethra! <br /><br />YAY for having a penis!!<br />YAY for peeing standing up!!<br />YAY for being average sized and being stuck in gym class with a guy nicknamed 'Kong' and feeling horribly inadequate for the rest of your life!!<br /><br />er, not so much on that last one...rustypantshttp://www.rustypants.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-62923714496034559722009-08-23T07:46:52.221-04:002009-08-23T07:46:52.221-04:00Classic Kim! "shotglass o’ fun." Hilari...Classic Kim! "shotglass o’ fun." Hilarious! I'm so sorry for your mishap, but thank you for sharing. See? Your misery was our benefit, so it wasn't all for nothing. <br /><br />p.s. Would something like this help next time? http://www.pmateusa.com/Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12168816435565273787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-35915689092287069222009-08-22T19:06:48.590-04:002009-08-22T19:06:48.590-04:00Why they can't have some sort of funnel that f...Why they can't have some sort of funnel that fits inside the toilet is beyond me. It'd be a heck of a lot easier for everyone.Shieldmaiden96https://www.blogger.com/profile/04673938377819957295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-19464801362626503122009-08-22T18:52:12.285-04:002009-08-22T18:52:12.285-04:00I don't care what weight you are, peeing in a ...I don't care what weight you are, peeing in a cup you can't see or gauge IS A NIGHTMARE. Once I finally figured out that you have to hold it back further than you thought. Which of course you still can't see or gauge. STILL A NIGHTMARE.Suzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00361775888847203043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-75531828343246794972009-08-21T14:36:29.815-04:002009-08-21T14:36:29.815-04:00That should be "oh no...." That's wh...That should be "oh no...." That's what one gets for reading and commenting at work like she is not supposed to, therefore writing way too fast and jeapordizing her slim chance of making any sense at all.Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16517751.post-4258031656597445202009-08-21T14:35:41.150-04:002009-08-21T14:35:41.150-04:00Oh dear, Lord. I am about to burst with laughter. ...Oh dear, Lord. I am about to burst with laughter. Am I laughing AT you? Oh now. I am laughing because this sounds exactly like something I would do. I thought you were going to say you dropped it all in the toilet!<br /><br />And that lady is right....last weekend Jonathan peed on my leg. My pant leg. At least I was at mom and dad's and not on my way to work.Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.com